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讽刺性极强的英语文案短句
1. "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty damn close."
2. "I'm sorry, did my sarcasm offend you? Well, I'm sorry you're so easily
offended."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do
things?"
4. "I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to stupidity."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'leave me alone until I've had my
coffee' person."
7. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm more like a social moth - attracted to
the light but still awkward."
8. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist who sees the glass as half
empty."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a lifelong mission to test the
limits of time management."
10. "I'm not a know-it-all, but I do know more than you."
11. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just highly skilled at strategic retreats."
12. "I'm not a drama queen, I'm just the lead actress in the theater of
life."
13. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong preference for things
being done my way."
14. "I'm not a snob, I just have high standards that most people can't
meet."
15. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'please don't talk to me until I've
had my coffee' person."
16. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have an eye for all the flaws."
17. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a well-informed optimist."
18. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the perfect moment to
start."
19. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just know more than you do."
20. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just highly skilled at strategic exits."
21. "I'm not a drama queen, I'm just the star of my own reality show."
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